Wierd day in the workplace

I actually do not have a job, but i have friends that do, so, im just gonna tell you about one time that my friend had a weird day on the job, but i was there for that weird day. My friend Erica that works at the gas station, usually has some pretty interesting customers and at times, some of them are scary, and you have to be aware for when they are around. There is a dude that's usually in town named "Tim" who is one of those guys we gotta look out for. Whats so bad about Tim you ask? Lets just say, the guy has alotta tattoos and he is skinny from his "familiarity" with drugs. Luckily the dude is kinda my short height, so i know i could take him if i needed to in case if he tried to stir up some trouble. Anyway, the story itself starts here. One night i am hanging out with Erica at the gas station, and its just the two of us, then Tim walks in the store to buy some stuff and he gets ready to checkout and starts flirting with Erica. But when i say flirt, he is using some vulgar language, so she is getting fairly nervous, and you know what i'm doing in the middle of all this? Being distracted by a football game. Erica tried desperately multiple times to make eye contact with me, but no woman dare come between a man and his watching a football game, lol just kidding. Unfortunately, she never got my attention, and eventually he stopped being vulgar and she basically got him to leave on her own. If i would've known all that was happening, I would've wiped the floor with his face and drug him outta the store from unconsciousness. But eventually, with police involvement, he came back the next day and apologized, So in the end, it was best that i didn't do anything, this time anyway.